Wednesday, May 12, 2010
I love how you've managed to cover a variety of topics in your blog, from personal observations to politics, while still managing to throw in a horror story or two along the way. You are obviously an extremely brilliant individual. Your parents must be proud of you.
Why don't you blog more often?
Why don't you stop in less frequently? We'd accomplish the same thing.
It's been a year since you've updated your short story sales listing. Can't you tell us where to look for your new publications?
You haven't seen any new publication updates because everything's been rejected this year, you hateful bastige. Now go pick on MisterBastard and leave me alone.
I rely lik puppehs and I watn a Chihooa just lik yuo. Woud you come live with me? Im eigth years old.
Do your parents have lots of money? I hope so, because you seriously need a remedial course in spelling. I've had ringworms that can spell better than you.
That 's it for today, folks. Keep those cards and letters coming in.