Sunday, May 10, 2009

How to make a stale Peeps & Dove Unconditional Chocolate Sundae

Take package of Peeps and poke a bunch of holes in it with a fork. Let sit for at least a month--but the longer the better.

Somehow acquire a 15.1 oz. container of Dove Unconditional Chocolate Ice Cream. Pose it next to your Peeps, on a cutting board, in front of your coffee pot and ahead of a container of Coffee Mate, which you don't use, but your SO does.

Remove three stale Peeps. Select your weapon.

Bisect them by slicing evenly between their evil little Peep eyes. Wipe up the Peep blood.

Chop up the little buggers.

Grab a few and stick them into the Dove container.

Shove the stale Peeps through the hard dark chocolate lid with the heel of your hand.

Grab the Peeps butchering weapon and mash the stale Peeps throughout the container of ice cream.

Eat your heart out, Ben and Jerry.


  1. LOL! These are the most clear and concise instructions I've ever been able to follow... that is, when I stopped laughing long enough to read.

  2. Keep your stale peeps. Just hand over the ice cream and no one will get hurt.


  3. I knew there had to be some use for Peeps. Squirrel boxing gloves was the best I was able to do.

  4. That has been a great guide, many thanks, now to make a stale peeps & dove unconditional chocolate sundae is quick with your recommendations. Thank you