tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post927453083340351111..comments2024-03-15T00:29:52.318-07:00Comments on What do you mean, I should start a blog?: Letters to teh PuppehHaggis Chihuahuahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-2518813876032343732010-06-04T12:24:53.184-07:002010-06-04T12:24:53.184-07:00Dear Frank,
It's obvious you've never met...Dear Frank,<br /><br />It's obvious you've never met my girlfriend.<br /><br />HHaggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-63609110637957563652010-05-27T11:46:43.819-07:002010-05-27T11:46:43.819-07:00If you stop submitting, I promise the rejections w...If you stop submitting, I promise the rejections will also stop.<br /><br />Probably. <br /><br />:)Frank Baronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07766219281485749395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-89658582076598940332010-05-21T07:21:09.369-07:002010-05-21T07:21:09.369-07:00Dear Ferret,
You can take your stupid comments an...Dear Ferret,<br /><br />You can take your stupid comments and sh...Oh, look. Another shiny.<br /><br />HaggisHaggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-75619793008910007702010-05-21T07:20:19.837-07:002010-05-21T07:20:19.837-07:00Mr. JJ,
My dangling participles and I appreciate ...Mr. JJ,<br /><br />My dangling participles and I appreciate the good thoughts, and my infinitives are pleased you have no intention of splitting them.<br /><br />HaggisHaggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-16590808281639921102010-05-21T07:17:56.965-07:002010-05-21T07:17:56.965-07:00MisterB,
Patience, Grasshopper. Give the poison t...MisterB,<br /><br />Patience, Grasshopper. Give the poison time to work.<br /><br />HaggisHaggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-66766609351157669752010-05-19T16:21:36.283-07:002010-05-19T16:21:36.283-07:00Dear Haggis,
Boy, have I got a lot to say to you a...Dear Haggis,<br />Boy, have I got a lot to say to you and none of it is good. First of all, what the fu---oh, shiny!<br /><br />FerretShadow Ferrethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08510038962291655402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-55403480980785839092010-05-19T09:46:48.743-07:002010-05-19T09:46:48.743-07:00Haggis,
I certainly wouldn't want to be your ...Haggis,<br /><br />I certainly wouldn't want to be your disappointing jockstrap. I hold you too highly, and I wouldn't want to dangle your participles. :P<br /><br /><br />Mr. B, <br /><br />Could you please clarify what it is you want so the rest of us can more easily understand?<br /><br />JJJJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14716497442907102149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-87855656517015591302010-05-18T14:33:38.928-07:002010-05-18T14:33:38.928-07:00Dear Haggis,
Die.
Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!...Dear Haggis,<br /><br />Die.<br /><br />Die!<br /><br />Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! <br /><br />With subdued affection,<br />AnonymousMisterBastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04890203571242639074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-51646859159169325422010-05-15T10:26:36.867-07:002010-05-15T10:26:36.867-07:00JJ,
I can always count on you for support, not un...JJ,<br /><br />I can always count on you for support, not unlike a solidly built jockstrap. You never disappoint.<br /><br />Thanks.<br /><br />Haggis. :PHaggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-47333101404143114132010-05-15T10:24:02.810-07:002010-05-15T10:24:02.810-07:00Bettielee,
Thanks for the cat poop.
MM's ri...Bettielee,<br /><br />Thanks for the cat poop. <br /><br />MM's ringworm still spells better than you do. :P<br /><br />Blurves, <br /><br />HaggisHaggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-68729076534971640152010-05-15T10:21:54.154-07:002010-05-15T10:21:54.154-07:00Thanks for the sympathies, Kay. It's a good th...Thanks for the sympathies, Kay. It's a good thing most of us aren't that thin-skinned.Haggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-13210293029214894142010-05-15T10:20:13.843-07:002010-05-15T10:20:13.843-07:00MM, you're a tough crowd. Didn't you even ...MM, you're a tough crowd. Didn't you even smile a little at the "ringworm" line?<br /><br />No?<br /><br />Crap. <br /><br />Okay. I'll do better next time. :)Haggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-32645534151801859722010-05-14T14:43:21.849-07:002010-05-14T14:43:21.849-07:00Dear Haggis,
I just wanted to say I agree with ev...Dear Haggis,<br /><br />I just wanted to say I agree with everything everyone has said about you...ever. I'd send you a letter too but instead of wasting my time if you would just reread the others and think of me.<br /><br />Let me know when you get the cat poop flambé take-out and share with me how it was. I know what a connoisseur you are.<br /><br />I find you to be very witty. If you ever want to do a column let me know, the roof over my porch needs support. You can be witty as I come and go.<br /><br />Say hi to your mom for me, she sounds like really sweet lady. It's nice that she is able to sound so truthful.<br /><br />I hope all is well with you and you find time to take up the pen, since the computer seems to give you so much difficulty.<br /><br />Don't be a stranger, because if you hang around people you don't know they will surely lock you up.<br /><br />Take care,<br /><br />JJ<br /><br />:)JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14716497442907102149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-86340279515457473142010-05-13T21:42:53.942-07:002010-05-13T21:42:53.942-07:00Wow Dude. I don't appreciate the snarky answer...Wow Dude. I don't appreciate the snarky answer to my letter. Expect a flaming bag oF CAT poop on our porch.bettieleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02113663226939801759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-68052731349517595932010-05-12T13:28:23.639-07:002010-05-12T13:28:23.639-07:00Sympathy on the rejections. Join the crowds.Sympathy on the rejections. Join the crowds.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14115085533635353291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-78387461551258048082010-05-12T12:55:51.548-07:002010-05-12T12:55:51.548-07:00Well, I guess it qualifies as a new blog post. Bu...Well, I guess it qualifies as a new blog post. But rather lame.<br /><br />MaryMumsyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com