tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post7424458297916156233..comments2024-03-15T00:29:52.318-07:00Comments on What do you mean, I should start a blog?: PhilHaggis Chihuahuahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-70151233834746317132011-02-28T06:05:32.303-08:002011-02-28T06:05:32.303-08:00I didn't know you had this post until today (I...I didn't know you had this post until today (It's still Feb and it ain't a haiku or limerick, more of a song - hope you like it anyway!)<br /><br />Punxsutawny Phil<br />by Tara Tyler<br /><br />Punxsutawny Phil<br />Oh, Punxsutawny Phil<br />Come on outside<br />From your home in the hill.<br /><br />Punxsutawny Phil<br />Oh, Punxsutawny Phil<br />We know it's so cold in the mornin.<br /><br />Come up from your bed,<br />Poke out your little head.<br /><br />Face up to the skies,<br />Rub your little eyes.<br /><br />Look around for me.<br />Tell us what you see...<br /><br />"NO SHADOW! Early Spring! Happy?!"Tara Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07587802105993889515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-82250847710596423812011-02-17T03:09:18.392-08:002011-02-17T03:09:18.392-08:00There once was a groundhog named Phil
That everyon...There once was a groundhog named Phil<br />That everyone in town wanted to kill<br />They put out some fruits<br />Ready to kick with their boots<br />But he ran with their food up the hillDenise Baerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08432140925773614828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-47554347313339087042011-02-10T12:16:58.358-08:002011-02-10T12:16:58.358-08:00Fixed that for ya:
Is a chihuahua a vile, disgust...Fixed that for ya:<br /><br />Is a chihuahua a vile, disgusting, repulsive prevaricating creature?<br /><br />The answer is yes, of course.<br /><br />Toodles.<br /><br />MisterBastardAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-21280289588860422482011-02-07T14:57:27.908-08:002011-02-07T14:57:27.908-08:00Is a groundhog a vile, disgusting, repulsive preva...Is a groundhog a vile, disgusting, repulsive prevaricating creature?Haggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-48861821490720930182011-02-07T09:31:01.008-08:002011-02-07T09:31:01.008-08:00That was rhetorical, right?That was rhetorical, right?JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14716497442907102149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-65737760876004971962011-02-06T11:27:00.060-08:002011-02-06T11:27:00.060-08:00When exactly did I lose control of this blog?When exactly did I lose control of this blog?Haggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-23667355149801758212011-02-04T09:00:40.993-08:002011-02-04T09:00:40.993-08:00Yeah, but that degree is usually below 32 Fahrenhe...Yeah, but that degree is usually below 32 Fahrenheit.<br /><br />There are vast differences between a groundhog and a chewyhuey, Mr. B...but they do both taste like chicken.JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14716497442907102149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-42333455177687244622011-02-04T07:17:35.706-08:002011-02-04T07:17:35.706-08:00Ya know, a groundhog is nothing more than a chihue...Ya know, a groundhog is nothing more than a chihuey with a degree in meteorology.<br /><br />MisterBastardAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-42513240576308309242011-02-03T15:46:18.721-08:002011-02-03T15:46:18.721-08:00Mucklucks.
...and fur-lined jock straps...Mucklucks.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />...and fur-lined jock straps.Haggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-21680177753189559932011-02-03T08:18:57.432-08:002011-02-03T08:18:57.432-08:00I hope it warmed your chill, Steve. I can't i...I hope it warmed your chill, Steve. I can't imagine how you suffer in that deep snow...being so short...<br /><br /><br />...and wearing no pants.JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14716497442907102149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-4673021774272195722011-02-03T03:54:31.720-08:002011-02-03T03:54:31.720-08:00Dog bless you, sir. That brought a smile to my fac...Dog bless you, sir. That brought a smile to my face this cold, February morning.Haggis Chihuahuahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17726140053770024770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8532516427625905373.post-498886286755551102011-02-02T18:10:21.157-08:002011-02-02T18:10:21.157-08:00Twas the du morn of Feb
Ol' Phil in his hutch
...Twas the du morn of Feb<br />Ol' Phil in his hutch<br />he was never a hog<br />of whom I thought much<br /><br />Out of his hole<br />I pulled him quite fast<br />this morning, dear Phil<br />is proving your last<br /><br />To his throat went my blade<br />it made quite a mess<br />but when it was done<br />I smiled, "God Bless"JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14716497442907102149noreply@blogger.com